Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
- cheated on his math test
- stole from his mom’s purse
"i’m an asshole, i don’t give a fuck about anyone, the world is an awful place and I’m super cynical"